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what do you want?

What do you want?

Getting rid of my home phone number

In 2018 I’m going to stop using my home phone number. The line will still be there, but there will not be a phone plugged in. This means that there’s no point in calling it, as I won’t know. Please call my mobile phone instead.

For people who say “Oh no, I don’t know your mobile phone number!” things are easy - just add 5847519410 to my home phone number 😊

Don't let anyone tell you that I only go out on a Friday night...

Don't let anyone tell you that I only go out on a Friday night...Don’t let anyone tell you that I only go out on a Friday night…

As a British EU negotiator, I can tell you that Brexit is going to be far worse than anyone could have guessed

As a British EU negotiator, I can tell you that Brexit is going to be far worse than anyone could have guessed:

Who knew a fortnight ago that leaving the apparently obscure Euratom Treaty would jeopardise not only the UK nuclear industry, but also the supply of medical isotopes for cancer treatment?

The experts who told the Government that, of course. Sigh.